The Declaration of Dependence

We hold these lies to be fraudulently imposed, that all personal fictions are created in fraud, that they are endowed by their creator, the state, with certain alienable privileges, that among these are theft, perversion, and the pursuit of selfishness. That to secure these privileges, taxes, regulations and adhesion contracts are instituted among persons, deriving their legal powers from the consent of a dumbed down public.
That whenever any human being dares to oppose such schemes, it is the policy of the state to defame or destroy them and institute new regulations, laying their foundations on the same unlawful principles and organizing them in such a confusing form, as to the state shall seem most likely to effect its safety and happiness.  Prudence, indeed, will dictate that persons long established in productive service to the state should not be charged for light and frivolous causes without the appearance of due process; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that persons are more disposed to serve the state if they believe evils are sufferable, rather than right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are imprisoned.  But when a long train of attempts to free themselves, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to remove themselves from under absolute despotism, it is the state's right, it is it's duty, to throw off such revolutions, and to provide new propaganda for the state's future security.  Such has been the patient sufferance of this state; and such is now the necessity which constrains us to alter our former systems of government and to institute military action against such dangerous 'terrorists'.

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